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Calms Jittery Nerves!
Author:

sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for this prompt at

anon_lovefest. The title is also taken from this ad.

Summary:
Could this be considered child pornography, Patrick doesn't once ask himself. (Pete gets Patrick a vibrator for Christmas and a sex tape/thank you present ensues.) -- Patrick solo, but implied P/P.

( Soothing, cordless vibrator! Especially made for milady's needs-- be that complexion care, skin toning, or just relieving tired muscles! )

I Want Your Body (To Feed Off Of)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: A lot of purposely cliche elements here, so don't get huffy. Title based on the Samantha Fox song, "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)".

Summary:
Pete gets sucked into an alternate dimension where everything is a total cliché, and holy shit. There are real fucking vampires here, dude. What the fuck.

( I was hungry for love! I was hungry for blood! )

You Kids Get Outta Here

Author:

sharon_hate

Rated: R

Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.

Summary:

Pete the mall cop is kind of a creep, but adorably so. At the very least, he’s kind of endearing. So why exactly won’t that ginger kid at the arcade surrender his body to him for sexy times?

( Mall Cop AU )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: Reno 911

Gravity Hill
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: Teen
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Written for

wrong_maps, for Hollywood.

soundtrack:

( Hollywood, Calif. )

Must Have Excellent Oral Skills
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: NC-17
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by matchsticks_p

"No experience necessary. Will train. All hours available. Part time or full time. Clean, fun and friendly environment. Great perks including paid time off and bonuses."

‘Patrick the Phone Sex Operator’ AU. (Patrick/Pete)

( Call Patrick Stump for a good time. )

Lines and Hearts (4/6)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by

matchsticks_p

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 04: Stealing )

Current Music: "~Thnks fr the Mmrs", FOB

Los Angeles is so underrated: Part Two
Author:

souldiers
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

From where they sit, they can see all the small houses lined up, with terra cotta roofs and adobe walls that stay cool when you press your cheek to them. Large oval shaped pools glisten in the moonlight and, if they strain their eyes hard enough, they can make out large plastic monsters that have been forgotten and float slowly back and forth in the water. (Patrick/Pete)

part one, The Hills

( Griffith Park )

Los Angeles is so underrated: Part One
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

"Where’re we going? Is it far?” Patrick asks, turning his attention back to the matters at hand and eying the fluorescent green numbers on the car radio [8:25]. Pete shrugs a noncommittal response and taps his fingers in a lazy beat against the steering wheel. (Patrick/Pete)

( The Hills )

Lines and Hearts (3/6)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by

matchsticks_p

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 03: Stealing )

Lines and Hearts (2/6)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 02: Stealing )

Lines and Hearts (1/6)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 01: Stealing )

The many guises of Wigs and Sunglasses, aka J.T. LeRoy
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

"You maintain this distance that I’ve only ever witnessed in books about fairytales and street hustlers and young boys that land somewhere in between." (Patrick/Peter)

( The scars on your fist only solidify your existence. )

“Did you come here to dance? What’s in your glass? Do you feel better?” (AU)
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning: Implied substance abuse.

"So are you going to save me or what?" Pete’s making looping designs in the perspiration on the counter. His drink it empty but Patrick doesn’t offer to buy him another one.

“Can I?”
(Patrick/Pete)

( Let it rain, let it pour. )

Trilogy of Drabbles
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Summary:
1. Patrick ruins his own chance at sexy, boy-touching.
2. Pete’s pressing himself against you. Quick! What do you do?
3. Is Pete really bashing PotC2? Let’s throw rocks at him!
(Patrick/Pete)

( The Trilogy of Drabbles )

This is Where the Road Crashes Into the Ocean
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Pete’s been having dreams about drowning. (Patrick/Pete)

( It rises all around me. )

He’s an Arms Dealer: Part Two
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (for language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning: 20 year age difference between Patrick and Peter.

Patrick Stump is jaded, bitter and contemptuous 37 year old divorcé. He was once an acclaimed poet and short story writer and is the owner of the publishing house The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel. Now, he’s lecherous, an alcoholic and is being blackmailed by Peter Wentz. (Patrick/Pete)

( The Light at the End of the Carpal Tunnel )

He’s an Arms Dealer: Part One
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (for language)
DisclaimeR: These are fictional events.
Warning: 20 year age difference between Patrick and Peter.

Patrick Stump is jaded, bitter and contemptuous 37 year old divorcé. He was once an acclaimed poet and short story writer and is the owner of the publishing house The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel. Now, he’s lecherous, an alcoholic and is being blackmailed by Peter Wentz. (Patrick/Pete)

( The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel )

"Probably Something Amazing"
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: T
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Don’t you have anything better to do? (“Better than you? No way.”)

(Patrick/Pete)

( probably something amazing )

Your Momma Shouldn’t Let Me Baby-Sit
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: PG-15
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning(s): Mild language; sexual themes & connotations; underage ‘encounters’.

19 year-old Pete helps baby-sit his 15 year-old neighbor Patrick. (Patrick/Pete)

( Who’s the one being taken advantage of? )

Notes: Inspired by the song “Babysitter” by Morningwood. This was supposed to be longer, but I got distracted and basically forgot about it. I think it’s pretty cute just as a double-drabble, though. Hurrah!

“You Will Ride the Lights Alone”
Author:

sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Inspired by the Morningwood song, "Ride the Lights". Sequel started but never finished.

“Am I your first love?”

“You’re my last.”

( You Will Ride the Lights Alone. )

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Entries tagged with patrick/pete

Calms Jittery Nerves (Patrick/Pete)

"I Want Your Body" (16candles! Pete/Patrick)

"You Kids Get Outta Here" (Pete/Patrick, unrequited)

Gravity Hill -- Wrong Maps fic (patrick/pete)

Must Have Excellent Oral Skills (patrick/pete)

L&H: 04

Los Angeles is so underrated-- griffith park (patrick/pete)

Los Angeles is so underrated-- the hills (patrick/pete)

L&H: 03

L&H: 02

L&H: 01 (patrick/pete)

Wigs and Sunglasses (patrick/pete)

Let It Rain (patrick/pete)

Trilogy of Drabbles (patrick/pete)

No, It Isn't. (patrick/pete)

He's an Arms Dealer - part two (patrick/pete)

He's an Arms Dealer - part one (patrick/pete)

Probably Something Amazing (patrick/pete)

Your Momma Shouldn't Let Me Baby-Sit (patrick/pete)

Ride the Lights Alone (patrick/pete)