Your Momma Shouldn't Let Me Baby-Sit (patrick/pete)

Your Momma Shouldn’t Let Me Baby-Sit
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: PG-15
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning(s): Mild language; sexual themes & connotations; underage ‘encounters’.

19 year-old Pete helps baby-sit his 15 year-old neighbor Patrick. (Patrick/Pete)


( Who’s the one being taken advantage of? )

Notes: Inspired by the song “Babysitter” by Morningwood. This was supposed to be longer, but I got distracted and basically forgot about it. I think it’s pretty cute just as a double-drabble, though. Hurrah!

Probably Something Amazing (patrick/pete)

"Probably Something Amazing"
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: T
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Don’t you have anything better to do? (“Better than you? No way.”)

(Patrick/Pete)

( probably something amazing )

He's an Arms Dealer - part one (patrick/pete)

He’s an Arms Dealer: Part One
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R (for language)
DisclaimeR: These are fictional events.
Warning: 20 year age difference between Patrick and Peter.

Patrick Stump is jaded, bitter and contemptuous 37 year old divorcé. He was once an acclaimed poet and short story writer and is the owner of the publishing house The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel. Now, he’s lecherous, an alcoholic and is being blackmailed by Peter Wentz. (Patrick/Pete)


( The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel )

He's an Arms Dealer - part two (patrick/pete)

He’s an Arms Dealer: Part Two
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R (for language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning: 20 year age difference between Patrick and Peter.

Patrick Stump is jaded, bitter and contemptuous 37 year old divorcé. He was once an acclaimed poet and short story writer and is the owner of the publishing house The Light at the End of the (Carpal) Tunnel. Now, he’s lecherous, an alcoholic and is being blackmailed by Peter Wentz. (Patrick/Pete)



( The Light at the End of the Carpal Tunnel )

No, It Isn't. (patrick/pete)

This is Where the Road Crashes Into the Ocean
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Pete’s been having dreams about drowning. (Patrick/Pete)

( It rises all around me. )

Trilogy of Drabbles (patrick/pete)

Trilogy of Drabbles
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Summary:
1. Patrick ruins his own chance at sexy, boy-touching.
2. Pete’s pressing himself against you. Quick! What do you do?
3. Is Pete really bashing PotC2? Let’s throw rocks at him!
(Patrick/Pete)

( The Trilogy of Drabbles )

Let It Rain (patrick/pete)

“Did you come here to dance? What’s in your glass? Do you feel better?” (AU)
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning: Implied substance abuse.

"So are you going to save me or what?" Pete’s making looping designs in the perspiration on the counter. His drink it empty but Patrick doesn’t offer to buy him another one.

“Can I?”
(Patrick/Pete)


( Let it rain, let it pour. )

Wigs and Sunglasses (patrick/pete)

The many guises of Wigs and Sunglasses, aka J.T. LeRoy
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

"You maintain this distance that I’ve only ever witnessed in books about fairytales and street hustlers and young boys that land somewhere in between." (Patrick/Peter)

( The scars on your fist only solidify your existence. )

L&H: 01 (patrick/pete)

Lines and Hearts (1/6)
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 01: Stealing )

L&H: 02

Lines and Hearts (2/6)
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

( 02: Stealing )

L&H: 03

Lines and Hearts (3/6)
Author: sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by matchsticks_p

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)



( 03: Stealing )