fakebrain: (black and white)
Homoerotic Male Bonding
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters portrayed in this story.
Notes: Short, short ficlet. Posting only because I know nothing else will come of it.

Summary:
"You want to go for a drink?" is obviously code for hot gay sex and Hodgins is most certainly a dumbass for not getting that. (Alternately: A fic in which Hodgins is a little Aspy.) -- Vincent Nigel-Murray/Hodgins, "Bones."

Vino Delectable is not your BFF. )
fakebrain: (geoffrey + chuck)
Calms Jittery Nerves!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] anon_lovefest. The title is also taken from this ad.


Summary:
Could this be considered child pornography, Patrick doesn't once ask himself. (Pete gets Patrick a vibrator for Christmas and a sex tape/thank you present ensues.) -- Patrick solo, but implied P/P.


Soothing, cordless vibrator! Especially made for milady's needs-- be that complexion care, skin toning, or just relieving tired muscles! )
fakebrain: (pikaa)
Five fucks Jimmy remembers in particular
[livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] anon_lovefest, and a Jimmy prompt.

Summary:
Five instances of weird, skeevy and final sex that Jimmy's experienced throughout his life. (Jimmy Urine/OMCs, Jimmy Urine/Gerard Way)


Weird and skeevy and probably illegal. )
fakebrain: (geoffrey + chuck)
Do Not Record Over
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: Beta’d by [livejournal.com profile] matchsticks_p.

Summary:
Gabe secretly films his sexual exploits and Pete happens across one. It’s kind of a big deal. (Gabe/Patrick + Pete wank)


Do not record over!! )
fakebrain: (two verses)
I Want Your Body (To Feed Off Of)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
Notes: A lot of purposely cliche elements here, so don't get huffy. Title based on the Samantha Fox song, "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)".

Summary:
Pete gets sucked into an alternate dimension where everything is a total cliché, and holy shit. There are real fucking vampires here, dude. What the fuck.


I was hungry for love! I was hungry for blood! )
fakebrain: (baby)
You Kids Get Outta Here
Author: [profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R
Disclaimer: The following events are entirely fictional.
 
Summary:
Pete the mall cop is kind of a creep, but adorably so. At the very least, he’s kind of endearing. So why exactly won’t that ginger kid at the arcade surrender his body to him for sexy times?
 


 
fakebrain: (band meeting)
(Sam is telling me--) Oh, did you hear that?
Author: [profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Late, late, late. Not even an entry for it anymore. Just—sorry. Prompt was ‘haunted house.’
 
Summary:
Several instances where a house may or may not be haunted. As far as House is concerned, though, it’s mold and you’re hallucinating like a mother-f—ker. (Gabe Saporta/Patrick Stump)
 
 

**
Sorry again for it being a million years late. Review please.
fakebrain: (two verses)
Urgent Letters (400+ words)
Author: [profile] sharon_hate
Rated: G
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
 
Summary:
It’s a brief conversation between Patrick and Anna over coffee.
Mostly gen, mostly a break-up. Drabbleish.
 
 
 

**
Something I've had lying around for a while. I like exploring charcters like that, the (ex)girlfriends. I think I might write an Ashlee one next. Please, don't throw things at me.

Got a few things I'm working on. A funny Gabe/Patrick being one of them.
fakebrain: (cucuy)
This Pity Act You're Always Sporting (500+ words) 
Author: [profile] sharon_hate 
Rated: R
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

Summary:
You make me crazy, Pete. You make me completely irrational. (Jeanae White/Pete Wentz)


fakebrain: (baby)
Gravity Hill
Author: [profile] sharon_hate 
Rated: Teen
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Written for [profile] wrong_maps, for Hollywood. 



soundtrack:
Gravity Hill soundtrack. 




 
fakebrain: (baby)
Must Have Excellent Oral Skills
Author:[profile] sharon_hate 
Rated: NC-17
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by [personal profile] matchsticks_p

"No experience necessary. Will train. All hours available. Part time or full time. Clean, fun and friendly environment. Great perks including paid time off and bonuses." 

‘Patrick the Phone Sex Operator’ AU. (Patrick/Pete)



 
 


L&H: 04

Jun. 8th, 2007 11:17 pm
fakebrain: (baby)
Lines and Hearts (4/6)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] matchsticks_p

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)



04: Stealing )
fakebrain: (roger rocket)
Frantic Frenetic Frenzied
Author: [profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R 
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Look,” Frank pulls at the too-tight collar of his t-shirt. It’s new still and not worn like the others, fraying at all the edges and rice-paper thin. “The reason I came here is because I had something to tell you.” (Bob/Frank)

An extremely belated birthday fic for the entirely amazing [personal profile] matchsticks_p


fakebrain: (Default)
Los Angeles is so underrated: Part Two
Author: [profile] souldiers
Rated: PG 
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

From where they sit, they can see all the small houses lined up, with terra cotta roofs and adobe walls that stay cool when you press your cheek to them. Large oval shaped pools glisten in the moonlight and, if they strain their eyes hard enough, they can make out large plastic monsters that have been forgotten and float slowly back and forth in the water. (Patrick/Pete)

part one, The Hills


fakebrain: (Default)
Los Angeles is so underrated: Part One
Author: [profile] sharon_hate 
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

 "Where’re we going? Is it far?” Patrick asks, turning his attention back to the matters at hand and eying the fluorescent green numbers on the car radio [8:25]. Pete shrugs a noncommittal response and taps his fingers in a lazy beat against the steering wheel. (Patrick/Pete)

The Hills )

L&H: 03

Feb. 23rd, 2007 11:37 pm
fakebrain: (Default)
Lines and Hearts (3/6)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Notes: Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] matchsticks_p

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)



03: Stealing )

L&H: 02

Feb. 23rd, 2007 11:35 pm
fakebrain: (Default)
Lines and Hearts (2/6)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

02: Stealing )
fakebrain: (Default)
Lines and Hearts (1/6)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R (language)
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

“Let’s stay friends” is one of the stupidest phrases Patrick has ever heard. (Patrick/Pete)

01: Stealing )
fakebrain: (Default)
The many guises of Wigs and Sunglasses, aka J.T. LeRoy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.

"You maintain this distance that I’ve only ever witnessed in books about fairytales and street hustlers and young boys that land somewhere in between." (Patrick/Peter)

The scars on your fist only solidify your existence. )
fakebrain: (Default)
“Did you come here to dance? What’s in your glass? Do you feel better?” (AU)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sharon_hate
Rated: R
Disclaimer: These are fictional events.
Warning: Implied substance abuse.

"So are you going to save me or what?" Pete’s making looping designs in the perspiration on the counter. His drink it empty but Patrick doesn’t offer to buy him another one.

“Can I?”
(Patrick/Pete)


Let it rain, let it pour. )
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